This can be a meme if you want it to be….
So you’ve just rubbed a small old lamp and a very tiny genie pops out. He explains that he’s a petty genie, and you may have three wishes – but they have to be small, petty wishes. No grand plans for world peace or cancer cures or even great personal wealth….
One of my petty little wishes would probably be that all sandwiches are served with condiments on the side.
What would yours be?