Excel #%@!*

Anyone have any insights about why, when I ask Excel to produce the world’s simplest chart (a pie chart from a column of data with all of three categories), I get this crazy pie chart with a wedge for every line in the column? 

It’s stupid stuff like this that makes a simple paper take weeks to write.  Time to go write an R script to make one #@$%+! pie chart!

Maybe as long as I’m writing scripts anyway I’ll set up some regressions to determine what demographic factors are the best determinants of user satisfaction…. yeah, it’ll be worth it.

Yeah.

Sure.